Rumors of his death much exaggerated

'Dead' Man Turns Up At His Own Funeral In Brazil - Business Insider:

Mark Twain is said to have responded to reports of his death by saying that those reports were "much exaggerated."

So this Brazilian fellow comes to his own funeral, being held because of a misidentified corpse.

I have always thought that if read my own obituary in the morning paper, I'm just going back to bed.