Next best thing to eternal life

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget, cut taxes, eliminate the debt and fully explain just what the administration did when they learned about the attacks in Benghazi."

The genie pursed his lips and replied "You're a crafty one, aren't you?"