What is the team investigating the downing of US Airways Flight 1549 not telling us?
Birds flew into the engines, they say? But what kind of birds? Why did they bring down the plane? Who sent them?
The coverup has already begun!!! And you know that this is urgent because I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!! With multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My covert correspondents have provided me with a classified Dept. of the Interior surveillance photo taken on the Hudson river just minutes before Flight 1549 was attacked.
Now the world can know who the guilty birds were working for! Take a deep breath and look if you dare!

Friday, January 23, 2009
Was Flight 1549 a terrorist victim?
By Donald SensingCategories: Satire
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Shame, shame. Everybody knows that global warming altered the flight path of the birds at just the crucial moment. But who was behind it? Who had the most to gain?
The cows. They are trying to off the birds.
Yes. That's the ticket! They were COW birds!
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