Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Hey, Feinstein! Ban this!

By Donald Sensing

Well, Feinstein, are you going to rewrite your bill to include the Assault Nail Gun?

Just a dream, just a dream: The new nail gun, made by Dewalt can drive a 16D
nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. When she has the board in the right place just fire away... With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else. --Found to be false at snopes.com:
How it was done: Update: DeWalt-16 | Toolmonger
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