Who knew the Loch Ness monster was English?

Scottish independence: now Nessie defects - Telegraph

Scottish independence: now Nessie defects

Photo emerges of a creature, resembling the Loch Ness Monster, swimming in Lake Windermere in the English Lake District

Has Nessie gone south of the border? 

It seems that it is not just high-street banks, or hardcore unionists, who are looking for the exit door in Scotland should the country vote yes next week.

A photograph has emerged, purporting to show the Loch Ness Monster swimming in Lake Windermere - in the English Lake District.

Scotland's most famous monster was captured accidentally by a photographer who had set their tripod up at the beauty spot in Cumbria, some way south of the border.