Here is a user review of a wood-floor cleaner that was one of yesterday's Amazon lightning deals.
Hoover FloorMate Deluxe Hard Floor Cleaner, FH40160PC - Corded
on April 8, 2017
Model Number: FH40160PCStyle Name: Vacuum OnlyVerified Purchase
I can't effectively put into words the love I have for this machine. I have 6 filthy children, 5 of which are male. I have 3 dirty dogs. 2 ungrateful cats. A husband that is dirt blind. All hard surface floors. I was swiffers bitch. They freaking owned me. I'd do the floors 2 to 3 times a day. They still looked like the floors in a Crack house. I used this the day I got it with extremely low expectations. I couldn't take any more heartache. I can finally skip days of washing the floor! I can go a good 2 days in the living room alone. Jesus himself consulted with makers of this miracle. I'm eternally grateful. Get it!
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Ma'am, please get counseling. (Although it is hilarious!)
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