TEOLAWKI coming to Switzerland!

The End Of Life As We Know It looms yet again

One of the actual objectives of the Large Hadron Supercollider nearing completion in Switzerland is to make black holes. Yes, you read right! Scientists actually want to make those galaxy-devouring singularities of irresistible gravity that suck in everything in sight until it's not in sight, because not even light can escape such a voracious, galactic Hoover.

So when they flip the switch, this is what will happen. So BOAKYAG:



First there was the supernova and galaxy-attack scenarios. Then the predicted return of the comet Genondahwayanung, which pretty much annihilated most life in North America when it came here the first time. And then the massive gas cloud speeding toward a collision with the Milky Way! Then we learn that the earth's atmosphere may detonate. And then the asteroids. Then the black hole death stars! Then we'll be swallowed whole by the sun. Then the intense beam of gamma rays coming our way. Then there was the fear that "human society is very quickly headed to a violent and disturbing end." Then the earth began to kill people for changing its climate.

I tell ya, I'm starting to think that sooner or later, every one of us is going to wind up dead.