You just can't make some stuff up:
This is a real photo of US Air Force Chief of Staff Mark Welsh's new ceremonial uniform. Leave a comment as an alternate caption.
The Winner: The Sanity Inspector, "What floor, please?"
Honorable Mention: OldTexan, "I love to watch changing of the guard at Disney World."
Bottom of the barrel: Jason in SD, "Not a caption per-se, but if the frame is expanded, do you get to see what color tights he's wearing?"