Why we need the Apocalypse as soon as possible

After the VMA awards, which I happily did not watch but unhappily saw news reports thereof, I am almost convinced that the the end of history cannot come a moment too soon. But at least someone thinks at least a little restraint is in order: An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus After Her Performance on the 2013 MTV VMAs

Maybe there is hope for us yet.

... Nah. There's not.

Update: "If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock people, she'd become a rodeo clown and wear an Obama mask."