We are all going to die - Again! - and maybe this month!

Newly discovered planet could destroy Earth any day now

A mysterious planet that wiped out life on Earth millions of years ago could do it again, according to a top space scientist.

And some believe the apocalyptic event could happen as early as this month.

Planet Nine — a new planet discovered at the edge of the solar system in January — has triggered comet showers that bomb the Earth’s surface, killing all life, says Daniel Whitmire, of the University of Louisiana.

It is, once again,The End Of Life As We Know It! Let me count the ways:

1. The giant asteroid that could be on course to hit Earth causing massive devastation! 
2. Or the scenario this year as an obscure Planet X -- or Nibiru -- heads toward or collides into Earth. 
3. Or that "Unseen dark comets 'could pose deadly threat to earth'." 
4. That's if we live long enough - doubtful because of the comet Genondahwayanung is on its way back and it pretty much annihilated most life in North America when it came here the first time.
5. Not to worry about that, though, since we face supernova and galaxy-attack scenarios. 
6. And then the massive gas cloud speeding toward a collision with the Milky Way! 
7. But really, who cares about threats from outer space when out own atmosphere may detonate? 
8. And then the asteroids. 
9. Then the black hole death stars! 
10. And we might be swallowed whole by the sun. 
11. And there's an intense beam of gamma rays coming our way. 
12. Then there was the fear that "human society is very quickly headed to a violent and disturbing end." 
13. Then the earth began to kill people for changing its climate. 
14. Then there is the voracious, galactic Hoover in Switzerland that will suck the whole planet into a black hole. 
15. And the massive destruction along the coasts of countries like the USA, UK and many on the African continent, within a matter of hours.
16. But don't worry about the universe collapsing since that cannot happen before our galaxy rams into another one.
17. But don't forget that The Universe is Going to Collapse anyway!
18. Scientists discover super volcano trigger that could herald humanity's doom.
19. The Internet is going to kill every one of us!
20. There is a stellar Death Star coming right at us. Surrounded by whirling comets, it's like a stellar shotgun! 
21. The universe is just going to collapse in The Big Cosmic Crunch!
22. The distant galaxy is rushing towards Earth at one million mph - with no hope of deviation!

I tell ya, I'm starting to think that sooner or later, every one of us is going to wind up dead!

This calls for a rock song!